Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

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Irish sobriety

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What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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Nickelback.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

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what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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What's old and baggy? An old bag.

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