- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

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Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

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