- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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