Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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no pun intended

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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