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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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What is your bill about? Clinton

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

... Chan chan

so today i took a poop. hehe

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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