Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

mexicans fishing

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

Uh... What was emulating again?

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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