- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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