Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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