- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

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