- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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