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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

"Have you got any Saturday jobs available?" "Yes"

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