Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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