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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A prostitution ring operates out of a subway. How much does the prostitute with a foot long penis cost? About $300, for a 12 inch penis is very rare and desirable.

What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

Why did the two blonds go to the bar together? Because they were carpooling to save money and help save the earths ozone layer that seals in all of our oxygen. They were also meeting some friends.

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

A woman is hit by a car. Thankfully she manages to survive, but the driver is fined a lot of money for speeding.

What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

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