What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

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A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

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there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

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Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

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I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

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Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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Anti Joke

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