Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

baloney sandwich

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

Wright flyer

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Anti Joke

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