ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

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Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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-I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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