What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

the power to turn magnetism into light

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

Women's Rights

-knock knock! -doors open

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

Fat people

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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