So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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