Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

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did you know towels can cause dry skin?

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

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Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Bob Saget

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

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I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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who's a slut... you're mom

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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