- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What fires shots? A gun

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

knock knock whos there? nobody

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Good afternoon.

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

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