- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A seal walks into a club.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

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