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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

WNBA

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

PIED NINNY!

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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