- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Shea's sty....

whats the stage after cancer? you die

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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