Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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roses are red violets are blue

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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