- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

Dumbledore dies.

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