Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

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ring around the rosie ... your dead

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

don't just stand there

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

1+1=2

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

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