- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Manchester City

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

Why was the gay guy sad?

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

HURT

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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