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Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.