Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Lil Wayne's rapping career

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

why are balck people black because they are

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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