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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

kennah campion... being nice

What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

knock knock Dave's not here.

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

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