Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

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Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

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if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

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mat (telling anti joke): so you are stranded in a desert, right and kyle: no. Mat: no man i'm Kyle: no (kyle was later found dead)

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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