- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

that wall over there ->

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Face Hunter is scum

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

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