Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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