- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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