Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

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-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

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A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

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Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

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Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

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Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

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A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

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A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

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If youre African, why are you white?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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