A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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Women's Rights

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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-knock knock! -doors open

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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