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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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I like school Said no one ever.

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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why did sally drown cause she was black

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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su algato es en fuego

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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