whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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Knock, knock. Door opened.

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i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

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Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

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Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

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Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

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TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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