Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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Justin Bieber.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

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Q. What's a pirate's favorite type of movie? A. It depends on the individual pirate, although most modern-day pirates are from third world countries like Somalia and so are too poor to be able to watch many movies. Classical pirates like those depicted in Treasure Island or Pirates of the Carribean are, of course, from a period of history before movies had been invented, so couldn't possibly have had a favorite.

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What do you call a Mexican in a suit? Another Drug lord What do you call a black guy in a suit? Guilty. What do you call a white guy in a suit? The black guys lawyer What do you call a woman in a suit? You don't call her anything as you wonder why she isnt in the kitchen. What do you call a women outside a kitchen? Useless. -Jordan.M

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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Why didn't the man fall off his bicycle? Because He wasn't riding a bicycle!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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