- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

What happened to your hamster? It died.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

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