- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

Do u take sugar?

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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