- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

whats dumb and small? dandruff

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?