- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

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