Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

I put my baby in a microwave.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

Why? Why not?

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

1+1=2

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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