- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

Shea's sty....

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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