- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

If youre African, why are you white?

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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