Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

5 Italian guys from Long Island

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

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What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

What's funnier than 24? 25

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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