- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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