What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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