- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

why did sally drown cause she was black

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

This is a random Anti joke.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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