whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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