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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

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