Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

A storm be brewin!

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

A mormon walks into a bar.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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