I'm gay.

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

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Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

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a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

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Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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This Anti-Joke Is Loading Plese Wait . . .

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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