Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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A jew enters a mall.

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

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Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

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I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

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What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

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Connor is homo

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

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A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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