What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

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Did you know? . You already know!

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

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Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

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tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

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Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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