- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

a chinese man pays the full price

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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