- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

Justin Bieber.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

Why didn't the man fall off his bicycle? Because He wasn't riding a bicycle!

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