Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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What do you call a banana? A banana.

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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