Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

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Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

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Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

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What happens when you wake a sleepwalker? Waking sleepwalkers does not harm them. While it is true that a person may be confused or disoriented for a short time after awakening, this does not cause them further harm. In contrast, sleepwalkers may injure themselves if they trip over objects or lose their balance while sleepwalking. Such injuries are common among sleepwalkers.

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"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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