What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

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when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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Bark I'm a tree

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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A woman wears a dress.

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Knock, Knock. Come in!

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Morning wood.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

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Gay rights.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

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Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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