Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

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What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

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How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

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Do you like apples? Yes

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

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What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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