How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

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What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

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Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

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You know whats funny Aids

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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PIED NINNY!

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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