- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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