- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A storm be brewin!

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Well this is pointless.....

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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