Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

Daniel is a fag

Tough crowd tonight...

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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