Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

mexicans fishing

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Uh... What was emulating again?

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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