- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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