- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

Do you like apples? Yes

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

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