- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Why was the gay guy sad?

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Why can't february march Because april may

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Massie is a fatass

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

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