- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

Why did the black man run when he heard police sirens? Because he was parked in a handicap spot

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