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A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

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Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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