Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

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Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

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Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

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Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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