Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Girls soccer

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Your face

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

Guess what. Chicken butt.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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