What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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I like school Said no one ever.

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One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

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why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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What do you call a banana? A banana.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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