- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

I like Pi. It can make circles.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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