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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

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