What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

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Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

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A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

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Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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