- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

Buzi vagy!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

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