Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

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Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

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What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

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What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

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why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

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Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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