All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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