- Anti Joke

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

A chicken walked into the bar...

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Caolan and Eamon

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.