What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

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There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

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I had a lemon. hi.

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knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

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Leave. Now.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

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my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

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Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

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-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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