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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

why did sally drown cause she was black

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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