What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

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Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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womens rights

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

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Justin with a hat.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

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Women's Rights

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a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

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chirs

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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