Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

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Around 10PM on a Saturday two Irishmen walk into a bar. They order up a round of drinks, and comment on the appearance of several women in the place whom they believe to be single. After finishing up their drinks, the one Irishman asks the other if he'd like another one. The other says no, that he promised his wife he'd be back soon with diapers for the baby. He thanks his friend for the drink and leaves for home. The remaining Irishman orders up another "round" from the bartender, but really it's only one drink he is ordering, being he is only one person.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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"...."-Hellen Keller

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken. How do you get a baby to run faster? Chase it with the lawn mower. What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor? An erection. What do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender? Hold on. I'll tell you in a second. What's pink and spits? A baby in a frying pan. -S

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roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

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The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

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What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because while he was swinging, his friends dared him to jump off and called him a chicken when he didn't. Still hesitant, he tried to jump off, but his arm caught on the swing chain and he fell face first into the tanbark. He needs reconstructive surgery to repair his face.

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glens walk to the kitchen : The Green Mile

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there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

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How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

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What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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