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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

Shea's sty....

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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