- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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