An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Your mom is so old she died

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This is a joke. Laugh!

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What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

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Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

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Waseem is a hard worker.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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