- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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