- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

Your mom is so nice.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

cats are pussies

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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