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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

knock knock Dave's not here.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

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