What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

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what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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womens rights

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What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

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A jew enters a mall.

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Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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