- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

What's brown and sticky? A stick!

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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