- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

What's brown and sticky? Anal

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

A child walks into a classroom.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

what did one computer say to the other .........

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

whos district champs not JM

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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