Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

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Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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www.xnxx.com

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i read the terms of service when i posted this

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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