What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

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Call me Ishmael. Or don't. Well, you can, but I'm not forcing you. You could call me Steve or Bob, it's not really that important. I'm just around here anyway to tell about a huge white dick. A whale dick. A SPERM whale dick. Never mind. Or the guy whose obsessed with it. No, it's not what it sounds like. He just wants to stab it with his harpoon. Wait, that sounds even worse. Whatever. Anyway, call me Ishmael...

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A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

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What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

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Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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black people

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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