roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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