Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

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Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

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A turtle and a rabbit are having a race. The rabbit goes really fast and sees the turtle so far away. So the rabbit takes a short nap and waits for the turtle for a little challenge. Suddenly the rabbit wakes up and sees the turtle about to cross the finish line. The rabbit runs as fast as he can, but it was too late. A bus runs them over and they both die.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

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Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

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Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

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What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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