What do you call an amazing person Good

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

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What comes after 69? 70

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What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

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A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

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How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

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There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

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How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

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Do you like apples? Yes

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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