Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Justin Bieber.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

thumb_up thumb_down -18

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

thumb_up thumb_down -18

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What do you call a Mexican in a suit? Another Drug lord What do you call a black guy in a suit? Guilty. What do you call a white guy in a suit? The black guys lawyer What do you call a woman in a suit? You don't call her anything as you wonder why she isnt in the kitchen. What do you call a women outside a kitchen? Useless. -Jordan.M

thumb_up thumb_down -18

There once was an old man. He had worked hard his whole life to make sure his children got everything they needed, and that they were always happy. He had a beautiul life and a great big house with a marvelous view of the ocean. In time his kids moved away, and his wife died. The old man was left all by himself in the great big house, and sometimes the emptiness of the house reminded him of the emptiness of his own heart. He very seldom cried though, and kept all of his emotions inside. One day it all became to much for him and he took his own life in the silence of his great big empty house. I was that ocean.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

thumb_up thumb_down -18

haha

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops